Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Ruby? REALLY?!



So today at my nanny job, one of my kids said, and I quote, "You know Emily, you are just like Ruby." Ruby. You know Ruby, the reality TV star on STYLE, that ways like 600 pounds? Yeah, that Ruby. So instead of being outraged at being called a 35 year old who ways at least 300lbs more then me, I responded with this:

"Excuse me, but when have you ever seen me wear a black maxi-dress, an ugly colorful shirt over it and a bandana everyday of my life? The minute you see me in that, you have permission to kill me." Does that say something about me or what?

So Ms. Josephine, who is so convinced that I'
m a true star from the show Ruby, this is what I actually wear when I'm not sporting my jeans and a t-shirt in which I must wear to run a
round with kids all day.


Forgive me of this bad shot. Still getting the hang of this pictures for blog thing.



Now this is something I would wear in autumn weather. The dress is nice because it cinches at the waist and covers the unnecessary belly fat. The big print is good also so it distracts from and hides the stomach. The short sleeve is useful because you can hide the arm fat that some are self-conscience about. I'm wearing tights to bring the outfit together. And then the owl is just cute.

Price: Dress- 20$ from Faith 21
Boots- 20$ from a random Boutique in Philly
Tights-10$ from Walmart
Necklace- 14$ from NYC street booth.

A very cute outfit, I do say so myself.


Monday, August 2, 2010

Hi-ya!

So yes, this is my first blog, and yes its about how I live my life being fat and fabulous. Lame, yes. However, this blog is more then me just going about my day, complaining about my weight. Hopefully, I never complain about my weight. No, this blog is about many things.
Women of a bigger variety have complimented me on my style and they ask me how I find clothes in my size, so I will tell you all how to dress your lovely plus-sized bodies and where to get adorable things.
This is also for others things, such as awesome cooking recipes, hilarious misadventures that I have because of my weight and just fun things to do with your friends.

So...FOLLOW ME.

Much Love,
Emster